So this is a video of one of my *possible competitors for this Sunday’s bacon take-down.  The girl on the left owns a cupcake company, the girl on the right has a haircut.  Hopefully, these gals aren’t allowed in.  I want to win this thing, I’m not trying to lose to some delicious sounding bacon cupcakes, not trying to do that.  Hopefully everyone will be waaaay less innovative and I can take my rightful place as king bacon of pork mountain.

*they’re on the waiting list.