Ok first off, this isn’t a video, so don’t freak.  Secondly, as we’ve seen with the cajun microwave or as my dad calls it, the cuban microwave, peeps were inventing fast ways of cooking food years ago.  This one just happens to involve a whole chicken, a an old can, an empy beer bottle and some hay.  Place chicken on bottle, place can over chicken, surround with dry hay and light.  After an awesome blaze and 15 minutes, you have din din.  This must be how the pyros do it.