I call moratorium on all recipes dubbed ‘gasmed or ‘sploded who’s main ingredient involves pork.  I mean, seriously, this concept isn’t even new.  Does anyone know what a turducken is?  Of course you do, it’s a chicken inside a duck, inside a turkey.  We get it, pork plus other cuts of pork together are instantly tasty.  Does this warrant a website or book deal?  Questionable. Am I a bit of a hypocrite since I’m going to be a contestant in this?  Probably.

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The Porkgasm

Bacon strips, bacon sausage, ham sausage, ham slices, smoked pork sausage and roasted pork belly surrounded by ground sausage shaped into a pig, wrapped in bacon and roasted. Garnished with chili ears and tail.

(submitted Zach Spier via porktopia)