Have you ever had that less than pure thought of what you were going to do to the plate of fried chicken before you?  What about those oysters you’re thinking of sucking down?  And what are we going to do with you Mr. Gruyere fondue?  Looks like you’ve brought your friends, fresh bread cubes and beef tenderloin. Now give me a skewer and…whoa whoa. Whoa.  Let’s, umm, calm down here.  It’s just food, and in the clip above, Bourdain and co. nail it.